"A Few Funnies Today"

Daley, now 75, was eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning with Ethel, her best friend. Ethel noticed something funny about Daley's ear. She said, "Daley, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

"I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said: "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.
                             
Morris was at his usual place sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of smarts and common sense.
He turned to his wife Sherry, with a look of question on his face.
"I'll never understand why the biggest bozos get the most attractive wives."
 His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"

           
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and ran out swinging her rolling pin. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a half hour later with a black eye as well.

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.

"No sir," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."  

"This Says It All"

THIS  SAYS IT ALL: Time  Passes..... Life  happens..... Distance  separates..... Children  grow up.....       Jobs  come and go.  Love waxes and wanes.         Men don't do what they're supposed to  do......Hearts  break.  Parents die.  Colleagues  forget favors.  Careers  end..... BUT.....Sisters  are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her can reach..... When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end.....  Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you....or come in and carry you out.   Girlfriends, daughters,  granddaughters.... Daughter-in-laws, sisters, sister-in-laws, mothers, grandmothers, aunts, nieces, cousins, and extended family, all bless our life!The  world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would I.  When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of  the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need  each other.   Pass  this on to all the women who help make your life  meaningful.  I just did.  Short and very sweet.   May you have a beautiful day. You  are all very special to me or I wouldn't be  taking the time to post this for you to read.

While enjoying an Early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona truckstop, four elderly ranchers were talking.

One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and Bea celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.

"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked.

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our 25th anniversary, I took Bea to Mesa. Maybe for our 50th, I'll go down there and bring her back."

"Remember Whensday"

Remember Whensday is a meme hosted by Sally in WA.
And invites anyone to join in.

Where the past is remembered through photographs.
It's time to share your old photographs and the memories that go with them in the Remember Whensday meme.
Old is what you make it....yesterday or yesteryear.

The meme opens each Tuesday at 11:30 a.m. Pacific Time.

The rules are few. Post a photo and story on your blog.

I was the youngest of 8 children. I had 5 sisters and 2 brothers. The picture above is of three of my sisters and myself.  That is me sitting on my oldest sister Margy's lap, behind her is my sister Pauline and the other sister is Mary. I guess Lavern, and Dot must have been taking the picture.

My oldest sister Margy is 14 years older than me. On the day I was born, my mother kept her home from school to help out where she may be needed. In those days, babies were born at home.  As soon as I was born, the doctor came out of the bedroom, handed me to my sister Margy, and told her to clean up your baby sister. She's says from that day on I became her baby.   I think maybe with all those older sisters, I may have been spoiled a little.

When I was still a baby, Margy took me to school with her, and in the Home Ec. class she demonstrated how to give a baby a bath, using me as her model.  I'm sure I was a very good model.  She laughs and says. "It got her an 'A' in that class."

Memories, of the way we use to be.  My how times have changed!